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| "Live today like you are going to die tomorrow,
Study today like you are going to live forever"
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| If you're not having fun doing something, don't do it |
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| I don't remember the 60's. |
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| Do not forget to buy your wife a birthday present even if she says "don't worry about a present this year." |
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| Don't let any surgeon under 40 years old or over 62 years old cut you open |
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| The word you don't want to hear in the operating room is OOPS!! |
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| Statues: If the Horse has 2 feet up the human died in battle; 1 foot up Human died as the result of wounds received in battle; 4 feet on ground the human died of natural causes |
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| No english word rhymes with "Orange" |
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| Submit your favorite OGLEISM to: John@oldblindjohn.com |
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| An OGLEISM is a statement that has been made by David more than once and in more than one semester |
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| Your submission is subject to review for acceptance by the OGLEISM committee |
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